yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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