In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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