I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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