While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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