She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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