i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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