i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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