i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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