I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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