I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Where is the hickey?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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