We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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