You work out of a Hotel?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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