Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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