And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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