so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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