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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  it is shots o' clock and I am never late

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• (914): View more from New York

  You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?

  (216): View more from Ohio

  We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable

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• (831): View more from California

  He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Everclear isn't food dammit

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT

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• (863): View more from Florida

  You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...

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