It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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