Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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