Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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