you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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