Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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