After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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