Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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