when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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