I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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