so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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