too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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