week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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