Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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