Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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