Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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