I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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