One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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