i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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