at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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