I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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