Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Acid is not a monday night drug
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Randomize
