I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what if I'm pregnant?
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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