I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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