you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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