he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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