glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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