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(806): View more from Texas

Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone

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(703): View more from Virginia

the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.

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(913): View more from Kansas

the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.

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(361): View more from Texas

Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.

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You sure know how to pick em.

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