I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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