Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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