i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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