Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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