There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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