whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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