You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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