I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
