Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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