i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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