I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he thought i was a dude.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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